Caffeine Loading Shirt - A Wearable Warning Sign for the Coffee Addicted
  • Caffeine Loading Shirt – A Warning Sign for the Coffee Addicted

    Caffeine Loading Shirt

    Calling all Coffee Addicted! Warn those around to avoid communication until fully loaded with your daily dose of caffeine!

    You know how it is in the morning… Most of us wake up looking like this guy. You get out of bed, still in your pajamas (seriously… click on that link, you’ll thank me, which you CAN in the comments!), stagger your way to the kitchen, and pray you remembered to set the timer on the coffee maker the night before.

    You did not. The last night you, let the this morning you down in a major way.

    …and thanks to that damn snooze button on your phone, you don’t even have enough time for the soothing sound of the first pour to ease in your acceptance that it is not the weekend, and you have to go to work.

    Now, I know it sucks, but you mustn’t be selfish. Think of your poor, unsuspecting coworkers who are used to a cheerful, normally functioning you. Whether you hit up MickyDs, or have a keurig in the office, it is imperative that you warn those around you, that it is not quite time to interact yet.

    I GIVE YOU THE SOLUTION! 

    THE STAY AWAY FROM ME UNTIL MY COFFEE HAS FULLY KICKED IN SHIRT

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    OH, one more thing.
    Once the NEED (don’t abuse it… it’s like the Boy Who Cried Wolf) for your caffeine loading shirt has expired, change. I recommend always keeping a spare outfit anyway… but in this case, if you don’t change, you will turn this important warning sign into nothing but a silly joke. Then when you try and wear it as a message again, your boss will laugh at you, then you will pitch a fit, throw things, maybe cry, and then be fired. Which would suck.

     

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